I'll bet she douches with gravy.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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