Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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