I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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