We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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