Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize