Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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