i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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