it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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