Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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