I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
