I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
