Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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