Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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