No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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