I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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