Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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