After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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