I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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