btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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