Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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