the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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