The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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