So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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