I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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