..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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