I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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