is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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