When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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