Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Who died my cat blue again?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You don't make any sense
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