i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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