She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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