Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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