Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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