we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Even my vagina gasped.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize