He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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