At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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