i just wanna soil my oats bro
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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