When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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