she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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