i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.