Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my shit smells like andre
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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