why didn't you poke me back
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
this will be a night to untag.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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