I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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