its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Enjoy the penises
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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