i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
you never un-have a 4some
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