So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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