The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
