Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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