Walk of Shame. In a state park.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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