I'm jealous of your bromance
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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