Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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