I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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