He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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