I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
