your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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