You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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