this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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