Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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