So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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